Such Squeamish Youths Are Not Worth Your Regret

I am grateful for movie quotes.

I love a good movie quote.


My favorites fall into two categories.


Category One:
Those lines that I love every single time I hear them, but I do not necessarily use them in regular conversation.


Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war a cloud over the land, but they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say, "Shit! Its rainin'!"


Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.


I am not kidding you; I'm not. Someone is going to publish your book. Someone is going to read your book, and realize what you've done.Because YOUR BOOK is amazing. YOUR BOOK is a work of genius. YOUR BOOK is going to change the world.


Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!


Hey, I know this is a tall order but I need you to do me a favor and try not to be so perfect.

Are you crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! Gimme a pen. I'm signin.' You're signin.' We're all signin.'


I have not the pleasure of understanding you.
　



Category Two:
Those I tend to use in regular conversation:

I care!


Hello the house!


I found my moving buddy.


Important safety tip. Thanks Egon.


I will talk to this leg.


Isn't there anybody who loves me?


Back off man, I'm a scientist.


Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed.


These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.


Sounds made up.